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trip report: portobello mushrooms

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8.30 pm. Gun kata is so cool-looking. It rocks seeing Christian Bale do straight action like this. This movie is criminally underrated. I go to the kitchen and pour myself some more cold tap water. Mood is enhanced: due to the mushrooms kicking in or because of Equilibrium? I put a big question mark in my trip journal.

the palace

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We came to the palace in March for a performance. I barely even noticed the grounds, to be honest. Whether you know the architectural terms for what is supposed to impress you or not, after a while every old building looks the same. And when you play in grand locations for a living, they all become mundane. I didn’t read about its history or try to learn about the peculiar predilections of those who lived […]

theories regarding the president and his health, ranging from less-serious to more-serious

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Schrodinger’s Illness: Trump exists in a constantly oscillating state of being both positive and negative for the novel coronavirus. Trump has altered his molecular structure by means of his unhealthy lifestyle such that the virus does not recognize him as hospitable to life. Three Stooges Syndrome: ie, the President is so ill with so many ailments that he cannot die. Trump was an asymptomatic carrier in early March around the AIPAC and CPAC cluster. Trump […]

a scene from armando iannucci’s warhammer 40k

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Space Marine One: It’s 16.00 and the bloody psykers aren’t here. The Emperor of Man in his exalted and most worthy power has asked me to inquire of you what the bloody fucking holdup is. Space Marine Two: Oh, come off it. You know I’m not his scribe. Check the rota for the week’s schedule of psyker sacrifices for our living dead master. Space Marine One: I did. It’s you is on the list and […]